This bad comedian at an open mic once said
"Why are you a lesbian?"
"Since when did 'bored' become a sexuality?"
Im bored so I write creepy messages to people on okcupid. This guy who scored "sociopath" on the personality test stopped talking to me. YES.
I'm bored so I use craigslist to find random people whose names I don't know. ONe time i double booked myself on the same night, saw the first guy who was mad fugly unlike his pics, hopped a cab when he wasn't looking, and banged the other dude. YES.
I'm bored so I was a lesbian for a year and I realized that lesbians are <i don't feel like being racist against lesbians because I will get lynched/They are not worth talking about because I'm bored>' Last time I went to the lesbian bar by myself I stood around and smoked a bunch of cigarettes, but I couldn't sit on the stoop I used to sit on because they put some metal spikes on it. LAME
I was bored until I realized my breasts are producing milk as a side effect of medication. So every night I lactate myself. It's kinda cool.
These should all be separate threads but I am a needy motherfucker who wants to drive you away. I like grannies with neckbraces.